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"Wouldn't it have been easier to get a longer cable?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Population rocket

"Nobody is to blame until we pick someone."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

'I said, how do you like my new communication tool?'

Lazy plumber.

'I know it's easy to blame others. That's why I do it.'

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'No it's still not fixed'

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

Folding Container.

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

"It doesn't look much like a 'witty painting' now, does it sir?"

'It was at this point that I insisted all employees eat their vegetables.'

'I don't know what's going on, but wipe that look of restrained jubilation off your face!'

"Meow...."

When did you last have your oil changed?

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

After paying the IT consultants we didn't have enough left for proper laptops!

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

Company take-over bid

'Darling - are you finding these waiters rather over-attentive?'

The Two Economies

'As you know, your father liked the sport of Boxing...'