Car Repair Strategist T-Shirts

"But we make a killing on auto repairs...if we encourage people to fix things themselves first."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

CLEAR!

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Rust test in progress.

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Car Dentistry.

Demonic Repossession.

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

'The only way to survive these days is to diversify.'

Psychic Car Mechanics.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Support groups for car repairs.

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

"Nap time."

"It's your oil.....it needs a new car!"

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

Remote control car breakdown.