Car Repair Strategist Prints

"But we make a killing on auto repairs...if we encourage people to fix things themselves first."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

CLEAR!

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Rust test in progress.

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Car Dentistry.

Demonic Repossession.

You were fixing cars in your sleep again.

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

'The only way to survive these days is to diversify.'

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Support groups for car repairs.

Psychic Car Mechanics.

"Nap time."

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

"It's your oil.....it needs a new car!"

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."