Fixing Cars T-Shirts

"So, it's not the battery then."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"What old school? This is my life."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"Take me to your mechanic."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"Do you buy cars here?"

CLEAR!

Organic Soldering.

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Rust test in progress.

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'The only way to survive these days is to diversify.'

"Nap time."

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

Remote control car breakdown.

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

'It's good news - the car can be repaired'

"If you need a muffler...I suggest this Einstein model."

Dentist as car mechanic with mouth under the bonnet

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

'Frankly the only Cheap way of getting rid of the knocking from the engine is to turn up the volume on the radio.'

"We may have to try search engine optimisation."