Steam Engineer T-Shirts

Casey Jones was a good ol' engineer!

"Beanirrito"

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

"Well, we know it's WAY down there, but it may be beyond the range of our equipment."

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

Suez Canal Curse

S**t Creek Halt

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

HS2 time bomb...

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

Rats leave a launching ship.

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

Railway 'King' George Hudson

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

The 6.06 to Brighton overshoots the buffers

'To be honest, I'm not sure if a HAZARD ASSESSMENT would have seen this one coming!'

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

Railway Map of England (A Prophecy)

'On this site will be erected a beautiful new twelve story drilling platform that will pump 10,000 barrels of oil a day.'

Beware of dog sign (tank)

'But this IS my mobile home!'

The boat anchor which reaches the bottom of the world

"Of all the times to stall."

Suez canal blocking.

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

'Nice job, Harold, you finally found me a nice quiet nesting place.'

""Yeah, I like the hard stuff...so what?'