Steam Engineer T-Shirts

Casey Jones was a good ol' engineer!

"Beanirrito"

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.

"Well, we know it's WAY down there, but it may be beyond the range of our equipment."

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

HS2 time bomb...

S**t Creek Halt

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

Rats leave a launching ship.

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

Railway 'King' George Hudson

The 6.06 to Brighton overshoots the buffers

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

'To be honest, I'm not sure if a HAZARD ASSESSMENT would have seen this one coming!'

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

Railway Map of England (A Prophecy)

'On this site will be erected a beautiful new twelve story drilling platform that will pump 10,000 barrels of oil a day.'

'But this IS my mobile home!'

Beware of dog sign (tank)

Suez canal blocking.

The boat anchor which reaches the bottom of the world

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

"Of all the times to stall."

'Nice job, Harold, you finally found me a nice quiet nesting place.'

Ship's anchor with drainplug.

'Broken down! Mr. Stephenson mend it sir, mend it, its not rocket science.'