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The Little Engine That Couldn't Keep His Mouth Shut

'Give us a push mate, it won't start.'

'Even though we were replaced by steam engines, these were rated by how much horsepower they generated...'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Beanirrito"

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Run from the hills!

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

Biker At Museum

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Cow outboard engine

"On your mark! Get set!"

"It's worse than I thought."

When did you last have your oil changed?

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

"You know the great thing about human beings? They're biodegradable."

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

Man checks the gears in his chest.

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'