Steam Engine Enthusiast Prints

The Little Engine That Couldn't Keep His Mouth Shut

'Give us a push mate, it won't start.'

'Even though we were replaced by steam engines, these were rated by how much horsepower they generated...'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"Beanirrito"

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

Run from the hills!

Biker At Museum

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Cow outboard engine

"It's worse than I thought."

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

"On your mark! Get set!"

When did you last have your oil changed?

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

"You know the great thing about human beings? They're biodegradable."