Steam Power Geek Prints

At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"Beanirrito"

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

"We're going to need more pets."

'I sense you're in the market for a Hybrid.'

Sandcastles

Nuclear energy.

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

'Smiley, it's come to my attention that, since being promoted to management, you've grown fangs.'

Silly sausages

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

"Hi! Boris Johnson speaking."

Railway Map of England (A Prophecy)

Agriculture Research Lab. I've come up with an onion that can be made into fuel ... I call it the "gas leek"!

Energy saving

Watching TV.

Hell, yes, it's lonely at the top. Plus I get nosebleeds.

A brilliant scientist, yet for some reason, Bert had never attended a carbon footprint conference...?

"Can you swim out there and charge my cell?"

'When I was young I thought wealth and power would make me happy...and I was right!'

'Hot enough for ya?'

"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."

'Broken down! Mr. Stephenson mend it sir, mend it, its not rocket science.'

Alternative Energy: Another Option. Upon contacting their antimatter opposites, attorneys will annihilate each other releasing massive amounts of energy.

'I've seen one of these before; it's called a cemetery.'

"I always come here when I need to blow of some steam."