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At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"Beanirrito"

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

"We're going to need more pets."

Sandcastles

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

Nuclear energy.

'I sense you're in the market for a Hybrid.'

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

"Hi! Boris Johnson speaking."

'Smiley, it's come to my attention that, since being promoted to management, you've grown fangs.'

Silly sausages

Railway Map of England (A Prophecy)

Energy saving

Hell, yes, it's lonely at the top. Plus I get nosebleeds.

Watching TV.

A brilliant scientist, yet for some reason, Bert had never attended a carbon footprint conference...?

"Can you swim out there and charge my cell?"

'When I was young I thought wealth and power would make me happy...and I was right!'

'Broken down! Mr. Stephenson mend it sir, mend it, its not rocket science.'

"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."

'Hot enough for ya?'

Alternative Energy: Another Option. Upon contacting their antimatter opposites, attorneys will annihilate each other releasing massive amounts of energy.

'I've seen one of these before; it's called a cemetery.'

'Found the problem with the solar panels.'

"I always come here when I need to blow of some steam."