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Chattanooga Choo Choo

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"Beanirrito"

'Greenwich in the Season'

Leak in the fish tank.

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

"Especially modified you say..."

Run from the hills!

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

"I'm addicted to water."

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

"It's only lightning Harold. Just lightning."

Giant Birthday Cake

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

"I'm not taking you fishing any more, dad."

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

Jack and Jill

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

Pool lovers

'Next time, we set up camp during high tide.'

'I'll be glad when you get your roof fixed.'

'Broken down! Mr. Stephenson mend it sir, mend it, its not rocket science.'

"What? No Vanilla?"

Anticipating Opening Day!