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'Broken down! Mr. Stephenson mend it sir, mend it, its not rocket science.'

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"Beanirrito"

Man In Steamboat.

Old Scientist.

'To improve your blood pressure you have to let off a little steam, Mr. Hafer.'

"No, it's certainly not too hot, not for me anyway."

Bring your own inflatable.

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Slip Ahoy!'

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

Lifesaver!

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.

'Does my bum look big in this?'

A family playing in the sea

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

Run from the hills!

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"Habanero ..."

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

"Admit it, you're lost!"

"The STEM program has many advantages: you can invent stuff, you can use great equipment...but let's talk about the great cafeteria food."

Children playing around a water pump

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

Thames Pizza

Freddie's water

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."