Steam Enthusiast Gifts

'Broken down! Mr. Stephenson mend it sir, mend it, its not rocket science.'

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"Beanirrito"

Man In Steamboat.

Old Scientist.

'To improve your blood pressure you have to let off a little steam, Mr. Hafer.'

"No, it's certainly not too hot, not for me anyway."

Bring your own inflatable.

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Slip Ahoy!'

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

Lifesaver!

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.

"Habanero ..."

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

"Tractors, Sir - thousands of 'em!"

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

A family playing in the sea

'Does my bum look big in this?'

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

Run from the hills!

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

"Admit it, you're lost!"

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

Freddie's water

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

Children playing around a water pump

Thames Pizza

"The STEM program has many advantages: you can invent stuff, you can use great equipment...but let's talk about the great cafeteria food."

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.