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"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Beanirrito"

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Crane fishing

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.

Moses and the bridge.

Run from the hills!

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Biker At Museum

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"It's worse than I thought."

When did you last have your oil changed?

"On your mark! Get set!"

Cow outboard engine

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

"You know the great thing about human beings? They're biodegradable."

What shoddy workmanship - this road was only built 300 years ago and it already has a pot hole!"

Brunel sees his psychiatrist