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Radiator pipe extension.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"Beanirrito"

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.

HS2

Run from the hills!

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

Exposed and imprisoned.

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

"And this is the traditional alternative."

Beware of dog sign (tank)

Panzer Hut.

CCTV on torture cage.

'Dad, I want to drive an army tank when I'm older.'

The Trench-Sealer

'Hey! Who turned up the thermostat!?!'

'Broken down! Mr. Stephenson mend it sir, mend it, its not rocket science.'

Graffiti about dominoes, beer etc. Old man says: 'To deter vandals, I'm doing my own graffiti.'

"Why not become a prison officer when you're released, Dobson? We need 2,000 new prison officers; the government's keen to provide employment for ex-offenders plus you know the ropes."

Because of the hike in fuel prices, several road users have returned to steam powered vehicles.

'I like your initiative. You've got the job.'

'It's slow, costly and big, but no one's parked in my spot or cut me off on the highway since I started driving it.'

Don't disturb yourself, mum; there's nothing in it that'll smash.

"Hello, I'm on the train!"

"Working from home was a great idea in theory, but it probably wasn't a great idea to let the drivers do it!"

"Central air? I am so jealous!"

'I like this guy. He's not the best worker but here, but one of the few who doesn't complain about the office temperature!'

Two Men In A Tank.

It's ok, he's friendly.