It Engineer Gifts

"Have you tried switching it off and switching it back on again - or pretending there's absolutely nothing wrong with it?"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Young Frankenstein"

"My email is down... talk to me."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

The Computer Bore

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

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'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"We've made great progress!"

Albert Einstein

"What's a patent?"

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."