It Technicians Gifts

'Ah-ha! I found the problem, dad.'

Common error # 5 made by novices using a computer to make a sewing pattern: putting the thread directly into the disk drive.

'Hello? Help desk?'

'The computers are down, we're to use pianos until tech support repair them.'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

The Computer Bore

Jack of all trades

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

21st century water cooler conversations.

Out and In.

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

The Googler

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Evolution.

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

Mac OS 20

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."