It Techie Gifts

Computer basics for non-geeks: Mouse Pad.

Polly txt speak

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

The Googler

Ascent of Machine.

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Invest in technology."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Gadget geek.

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

All the apps hidden within a phone

'Well, none of the other options worked, so we installed a power cord on him -- if he starts going haywire again just unplug him and wait 30 seconds.'

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

I've always been slower than computers...

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

'It looks like our data.'

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

'Yes, Sir, all the computers are solitaire game 'free'.'

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.