Technology Technician Pillows

In the Guru District

The Computer Bore

Jack of all trades

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Meet the author"

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Evolution.

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Ascent of Machine.

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

Early cyborg.

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

The Not-So Smart Meter

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Artifishial Intelligence