Technology Technician Mugs

'Sorry, sir. Our scanner is being a little finicky today.'

In the Guru District

Jack of all trades

The Computer Bore

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"Google car."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"Meet the author"

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Evolution.

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Ascent of Machine.

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

Early cyborg.

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

The Not-So Smart Meter

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Artifishial Intelligence