Technologist Mugs

"We don't make cookies anymore - I'm selling Girl Scout apps."

"I design retinal-controlled destination-mapping interfaces for self-driving transportation, but not in the traditional sense."

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

"Yes, it's self-defrosting. It also does a daily inventory, searches for the best deal and runs over to the store for you."

Pacemakers.

"Shouldn't we hold off an artificial intelligence until we figure out actual intelligence?"

Computer with owner on a leash like a dog

"What about that! His brain still uses the old vacuum tubes."

'This problem has been my life's work. I planned to devote my remainig years to it. It's just been solved in four seconds.'

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

Crystal Balls.

"That's all well and good, but what's the practical application for it."

'Why aren't I in school? I have an app that does that for me.'

'My company utilizes a yet-to-be-developed technology to deliver content that's still in the conceptual stage to a segment of the economy we really hope is out there!'

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

Ascent of Machine.

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

The secret thoughts of smart machines.

"Samuel Morse, stop fooling with that telegraph thing. People will never talk to each other with their fingers."

'Now that we're completely automated, there's no one to yell at.'

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

'I can remember when you could go out without having to worry!'

'I have millions of answers...how about a few questions.'

'The computer is claiming its intelligence is real, and ours is artificial.'

"My digital transformation is almost complete ..."

Sensor technology needs to more compact

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

"The patient handed me this 'wearable technology' and said 'all the answers are on there'."

Alexander Graham Bell receives his first telephone call.

"Don't quit now, we're halfway there!"

"Now I can talk on the phone and trample people to death at the same time."

'I can't keep up with technology either.'

The lawn mowing industry was ripe for innovation.

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