Tech Engineer Mugs

'The computer's brand new!'

"It seems like our drones are causing a fuss over New Jersey. Should we go back to using trucks for these Christmas deliveries?"

"I'm sure they'll fix this in the next software update."

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

Jack of all trades

The Computer Bore

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"Google car."

"Meet the author"

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Ascent of Machine.

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Early cyborg.

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Invest in technology."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

The Not-So Smart Meter

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Gadget geek.

Artifishial Intelligence

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

"What did you download at school today?"

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

Congratulations on your retirement!

"Was that my pager or yours?"