Technology Scientist Mugs

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

In the Guru District

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"Meet the author"

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Ascent of Machine.

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Artifishial Intelligence

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

'Is this the new input device?'

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"What did you download at school today?"

Your Future Home.

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

Computer Class.

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

All the apps hidden within a phone