Exam Expert Gifts

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

'What's he going to be when he passes all his exams?' 'A pensioner!'

Law school acronym test.

"How'd I do on the test?"

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

'I took GCSE English, so how am I supposed to know what that means?'

"Is it ne'er do wells, or ne'ers do well?"

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"I'll be grading your tests tonight, so I suggest you send me home in a good mood."

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

Nervous Oral Testing

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

GCSEs

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Examinations.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

"Wow...your resume is quite impressive."

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"We thought this was more realistic."

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.