Exam Endurance Expert Gifts

New for parents with college-bound kids: SAT sample-test toilet paper.

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Nervous Oral Testing

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

"How'd I do on the test?"

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

'All this viewing is an endurance event in itself...'

Man running

100k Desert Crawl

"I like an attentive lover, but these feedback forms are ridiculous."

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

"Improve your geography results, Perkins or you're history!"

Runner's High, Runner's Low

Women

Neverending Task.

Cross-country knitting.

It's difficult to swim the channel without the benefit of convincing inspiration.

"Is it ne'er do wells, or ne'ers do well?"

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

Overworked doctors in need of sleep

'What's he going to be when he passes all his exams?' 'A pensioner!'

"I've been waiting here so long I think I'm cured."

"I think he stood on a nettle."

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

"Oh, we have a special hell for triathletes. It's just like regular life, except you can't talk about your triathlons."