Exhaustion Expert Gifts

'The meeting was cancelled after an outbreak of contagious yawning.'

Overworked doctors in need of sleep

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!'

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"How'd I do on the test?"

Coffee Menu

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

Runner's High, Runner's Low

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

"Is it ne'er do wells, or ne'ers do well?"

Friday/Saturday/Sunday

'Is he dead, or is it intern fatigue?'

'You think you're close? Listen Bud, I wrote the book on extinction!'

"How was your day, dear?"

'Remember he's got a short fuse.' (Chairman of an explosives company).

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

'What's he going to be when he passes all his exams?' 'A pensioner!'

"I've been waiting here so long I think I'm cured."

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

"I hate it when the baby f**ks my face."

"Is that decaf?"

Still working from Hell

Motor Channel Crossing.

'We breathe oxygen in the daytime, what do we breathe at night?' 'Nitrogen.'

"Check the catalytic converter while you're in there, please."

'You know, this work is misery, but I really like the people I work with.'