Emissions Expert Gifts

"Check the catalytic converter while you're in there, please."

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Polluted geese

Environmentalist Brainstorm

City Windfarms.

"The Nominees"

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

Car Emissions

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

Pollution Look

Home Heating Oil

Clean air.

Oil on Mars.

"How about you? Were you 'locally raised'?"

'You think you're close? Listen Bud, I wrote the book on extinction!'

"Cough cough"

You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor, and Walter just isn't taking any chances.

The Environmentalist

"Go forth and multiply under the constraint of sustainability within Nature's framework? What the heck is THAT supposed to mean?"

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

Human population Train.

Overworked doctors in need of sleep

Protection against coronavirus and contamination

"So that's where it goes! well, I'd like to thank you fellows for bringing this to my attention."

"The four-bladed ones are especially good luck."

Carbon-Friendly Christmas Tree

"Remember, females are important in maintaining the prey's population, so mainly hunt young males: they're expendable..."

"According to my calculations, the world's water level will not rise due to global warming!"

'Push the smoked turkey, the smoked ham, the smoked salmon...'

Saved.

"I feel much better now we're only watching environmentally friendly shows on the tele."

'We breathe oxygen in the daytime, what do we breathe at night?' 'Nitrogen.'