Low-emission Advocate Gifts

Carbon-Friendly Christmas Tree

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Humans...What is their purpose?

The Environmentalist

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

North Pole

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Polluted geese

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Climate Crisis

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

100% carbon neutral

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Trump leaving

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

'I blame global warming!'

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

Government a la Carte

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."