Emission Activist Gifts

"What's the black stuff coming out of the exhaust pipe?"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

North Pole

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

"I love you too, big guy."

View to the Future

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

Insect extinction

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

Giant Snowflake.

Water company bonus.

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

HELLth Food Sprouts

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Would it kill you to compost?"

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Climate Change

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

"I can see our house from here."

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."