Atmosphere Advocate Gifts

North Pole

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Humans...What is their purpose?

Nature versus commerce.

Polluted geese

Natural Disasters

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Trump leaving

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Government a la Carte

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Climate Crisis

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'I blame global warming!'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Evolution.

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"