'Sure I care about the ozone and the environment. But what can I do? I'm just a bump on a log?'
Ozone Advocate Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for an ozone advocate? Our collection features clever and appealing items that speak to their love for the environment and dedication to air quality. Whether they’re activists, scientists, or simply passionate about clean air, these products are a fun way to showcase their commitment. From humorous mugs to inspiring art prints, find something that will brighten their day and their space.
"It's official"..."It's a drought!"
The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope
The Environmentalist
Humans...What is their purpose?
'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'
North Pole
Nature versus commerce.
'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'
Polluted geese
"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"
It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.
"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."
Trump leaving
New Road Signs to Watch For:
"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"
"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"
Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.
'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'
"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"
Government a la Carte
The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.
Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..
Climate Crisis
"Global warming is a great icebreaker."
As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.
'I blame global warming!'
"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"
"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"
"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."
"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."
"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"
"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"
Water company bonus.
'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'
Ozone Advocate Gifts Collection
Ozone Advocate Mugs
Explore our range of mugs perfect for ozone advocates who love to make a statement with their morning brew. Clever designs and eco-friendly messages await.
Ozone Advocate Pillows
Decorate with pillows that promote ozone awareness. Perfect for eco-enthusiasts who want to bring a message of sustainability into their home.
Ozone Advocate Prints
Decorate your space with prints that emphasize the importance of ozone protection. Beautifully crafted to inspire and inform, ideal for any eco-conscious environment.
Ozone Advocate T-Shirts
Find stylish t-shirts that let ozone advocates showcase their passion for clean air. Choose from witty and inspiring designs to wear with pride.