Ozone Advocate T-Shirts

'Sure I care about the ozone and the environment. But what can I do? I'm just a bump on a log?'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

The Environmentalist

Humans...What is their purpose?

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

North Pole

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Polluted geese

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

Trump leaving

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Government a la Carte

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Climate Crisis

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'I blame global warming!'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Water company bonus.

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'