Clean Air Advocate T-Shirts

Before and after Cap and Trade.

The sick environment

"They have very strict anti-pollution laws in this state."

Clean air.

Pollution Look

"I'm going back inside to get some air."

"It was garbled, but I think the boss said that the fumes we were smelling are harmless."

"You win a little and you lose a little. Yesterday the air didn't look as good, but it smelled better."

Felicity wishes upon the smog.

Polluted geese

Saved.

'It seems like yesterday that food was produced on farms.'

Man walking along road littered with cigarette butts.

'Well, it looks like another cloudy day. Boy, the weather here is so predictable.'

'Are you bothered by second hand smoke?'

Sign that says, 'Smoky Mountains' next to sign that says 'Non-Smoky Mountains'.

"Cough cough"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

North Pole

Humans...What is their purpose?

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

Government a la Carte

Trump leaving

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

'I blame global warming!'

Climate Crisis

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.