Emission Critic Gifts

Car Emissions

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

"'Article I. Section 9. Claus B. No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States' - we gotta change that."

Oligarchy

Each of you attending this climate conference will receive a copy of my 9,000-page study on how e-mail has saved millions of trees.

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

Hugo Chavez - A peace loving man.

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

'I'm doing my bit got the planet by investing in biofuels. . . Mind you, the fact that they'll have to strip-mine South America for crop space may well put a few noses out of joint.'

Guzzle-guzzle-guzzle

"And make sure you give me a paper straw... gotta do my bit for the planet."

"Good Evening. . . would you like to hear about our 'America has too many regulations' specials . . . ?"

Carbon-Friendly Christmas Tree

"I didn't design mankind to be a short-sighted, self-destructive, ravening plague upon their planet. They figured that out all on their own."

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

Monsanto

Pat Buchanan - Political Commentator.

Volkswagen Scandal

'Seen Al Gore lately?'

"Check the catalytic converter while you're in there, please."

Scientists are shocked to find the ice caps disappeared much faster than previously thought.

''No tarball left behind' sounds good, but will it work?'

Mom! The maid is hiding dust under Grandma again!

"Hey, hon - they published my article."

"Sending letters instead of emails keeps the balls out of my court longer."

'I pose as a concerned citizen, but actually I couldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct.'

Secretary of the Interior Paul Bunyan VI

Keeping America Clean.

Donald Trump as a match thrown onto coals.

Yeah, I can hold it until we find a cleaner place to stop.

You're inventing agriculture, eh? Well, okay --- if you think you can handle the carbs.