Emissions Inspector Gifts

Emissions Testing

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

All Natural Nothing

"The Nominees"

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Car Emissions

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

'You forgot the product label.'

Dark Clouds

"But the weather looks great for the rest of the week."

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

"I'm from the Environmental Protection Agency. You're doing great."

'....Why is it shaped like a bomb?!'

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

A brilliant scientist, yet for some reason, Bert had never attended a carbon footprint conference...?

Quality Control

'Have you got an Environmental Impact Statement for that castle, son?'

Demand For Oil

Lightbulb Maker

'And you need to do a better job of securing your garbage can lid.'

Carbon-Friendly Christmas Tree

'Yes, it's full of chemicals.'

Lighthouse has energy efficient bulb.

'Trying to sell these things is like flogging a dead horse.'

'I can hear the highway.'

'Very impressive, gentlemen.'

Factory Smoke

Inspected by Inspector #12

'Hey you! You work here, don't you? You people could be in real trouble with the fire marshal for not having any smoke detectors! I assume they make regular inspections around here?'

'Politicians say they want us to have clean air, but all they give us is hot air.'

Robots/inspected.

Volkswagen Scandal

"Check the catalytic converter while you're in there, please."