Sanitation Inspector Gifts

'And you need to do a better job of securing your garbage can lid.'

Pool attached to child's bed.

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Your lobster was off!

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

HELLth Food Sprouts

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

Time Out For Teddy

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

'I don't care how you do it...just make it look like an accident.'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Nuclear waste.

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Job Safety - Hardhat.

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'