Sanitation Inspector Pillows

'And you need to do a better job of securing your garbage can lid.'

Pool attached to child's bed.

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Your lobster was off!

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

HELLth Food Sprouts

Time Out For Teddy

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

Nuclear waste.

Job Safety - Hardhat.

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"