Sanitation Specialist Pillows

Caution: Wet Floor

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

"You can have my disinfectant when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!"

Face Masks and Covid

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Biofelineism

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Thank you, Essential Workers

Whack-a-molecule

Hand sanitizer

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Daisy Diaper Service

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

Welsh water sewage

Mask Autumn

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

'Please take this away from me.'

NYC Department of Sanitation

"You have sewage between your teeth."

We're polishing our brand.

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

Meals on Wheels/Wheelie Bins

"Don't ask where it comes from. Just be glad I can provide."

"Uh, I was drinking that."

"Impressive resume. You really know your s**t."

"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"

Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet