Sanitation Solutionist Pillows

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Whack-a-molecule

Hand sanitizer

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

Soap Versus Coronavirus

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"

Covid Vaccine

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."

"Uh, I was drinking that."

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

Water.

"As you can see, hands are about to hit peak dryness, so we're predicting record lotion sales for next quarter."

Transmission of the Coronavirus

Hand Sanitiser

Baby boom expected due to corona

"Each time someone enters this house, they'll be doused in antibacterial soap. It's just during the flu season."

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

'This hospital certainly takes cleanliness seriously.'

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

Face Masks and Covid

COVID-19 safty tips

"Tommy! Use your hanky."

Congratulations, Willis. You're being promoted to 'partially treated sewage'.

Air fresheners being pumped into the city's sewers.