Sanitation Solutionist T-Shirts

Caveman creates wheel which he turns into a toilet seat.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Whack-a-molecule

Hand sanitizer

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Soap Versus Coronavirus

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

Moon's Portaloo.

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

Covid Vaccine

"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"

"Uh, I was drinking that."

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."

Fair readers, please accept these personal tips for remaining healthy and germ free. Public service announcement! Keep your stress low. Exercise, eat right, hydrate and try to get a little affection in your life, if you get my meaning. If you use someone else's computer, wipe down the keyboard with alcohol to kill the germs. Ditto with the mouthpiece of a borrowed cellular phone. Don't touch anything or anyone. Bathe yourself in hand sanitizer. Don't leave the house, and if you do, don't inhale

Things I didn't know about before 2020.

Water.

"As you can see, hands are about to hit peak dryness, so we're predicting record lotion sales for next quarter."

Transmission of the Coronavirus

"Each time someone enters this house, they'll be doused in antibacterial soap. It's just during the flu season."

Baby boom expected due to corona

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

Hand Sanitiser

'This hospital certainly takes cleanliness seriously.'

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

Face Masks and Covid

COVID-19 safty tips

"Tommy! Use your hanky."

Congratulations, Willis. You're being promoted to 'partially treated sewage'.