Sanitation Savant T-Shirts

Hygiene in food processing

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

The new normal

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Nuclear generation of energy.

Noise Pollution

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

The Tragedy of Prosperity

Reuse it or lose it.

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

Recycle or ruin the planet?

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

Friends of the Earth

"Okay...so I could have been wrong about a few facts..."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

Industries with clean energy

Magazines - All Special Green Issues.

"Getting a Brazilian has been nothing like I expected."

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

Energy Saving Conference.

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

"I certainly hope you're composting the leftovers."

Green Lamp Lighting Monument

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

Planet Lover

"Unclean demon, in the name of the saint I command you to leave the spirit of this man and to take from him his unholy desire to drive an SUV!"