Sanitation Pillows

Hand sanitizer

"Don't call me at work. My gloves stink."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Now wash your hands again"

Practice Bug Control this Season.

'I don't carry water anymore. It's hand sanitizer.'

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

Water.

Knowing the dangers of being a Church Greeter during cold and flu season, Harold stocks up on hand sanitizer.

Janitor mops the floor.

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."

#prevention

"Each time someone enters this house, they'll be doused in antibacterial soap. It's just during the flu season."

Protection measures for Covid

"Your 10 o'clock appointment is here...and he appears to have the flu!"

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"The hand sanitiser had all gone but I managed to get one of these."

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Truck marked 'Antiseptic Tank Pumping' goes to hospital.

Janitors and Maintenance Workers

''Earn our bread by the sweat of our brow'? -- is that sanitary?'

"...Next time you put your money where your mouth is, wash it off first."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Walter always hated touching washroom doors. Now that he was dead, he no longer had to.

"Uh, I was drinking that."

Dumping waste into a toilet.

Santatizer for Santa.

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Biofelineism

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

The Cougher

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Thank you, Essential Workers