Sanitation Pillows

Hand sanitizer

"Don't call me at work. My gloves stink."

Things I didn't know about before 2020.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Now wash your hands again"

Practice Bug Control this Season.

'I don't carry water anymore. It's hand sanitizer.'

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

Water.

"Hi. My name is Chris and I'm a 'rubbing alcoholic.'"

Knowing the dangers of being a Church Greeter during cold and flu season, Harold stocks up on hand sanitizer.

Janitor mops the floor.

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."

#prevention

"Each time someone enters this house, they'll be doused in antibacterial soap. It's just during the flu season."

Protection measures for Covid

"Your 10 o'clock appointment is here...and he appears to have the flu!"

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Remote Control Filth

"The hand sanitiser had all gone but I managed to get one of these."

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Truck marked 'Antiseptic Tank Pumping' goes to hospital.

Janitors and Maintenance Workers

''Earn our bread by the sweat of our brow'? -- is that sanitary?'

"...Next time you put your money where your mouth is, wash it off first."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Walter always hated touching washroom doors. Now that he was dead, he no longer had to.

Fair readers, please accept these personal tips for remaining healthy and germ free. Public service announcement! Keep your stress low. Exercise, eat right, hydrate and try to get a little affection in your life, if you get my meaning. If you use someone else's computer, wipe down the keyboard with alcohol to kill the germs. Ditto with the mouthpiece of a borrowed cellular phone. Don't touch anything or anyone. Bathe yourself in hand sanitizer. Don't leave the house, and if you do, don't inhale

I can't tell anymore if you're sanitizing your hands or just wringing them.

The elbow pump has replaced the handshake. In another context, that sentence you said could describe an odd sequence of medical conditions.

"Uh, I was drinking that."

Dumping waste into a toilet.

Santatizer for Santa.

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"