Sanitation Savvy Pillows

"What have you been up to lately?"

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Noise Pollution

Hand sanitizer

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"

Covid Vaccine

Fair readers, please accept these personal tips for remaining healthy and germ free. Public service announcement! Keep your stress low. Exercise, eat right, hydrate and try to get a little affection in your life, if you get my meaning. If you use someone else's computer, wipe down the keyboard with alcohol to kill the germs. Ditto with the mouthpiece of a borrowed cellular phone. Don't touch anything or anyone. Bathe yourself in hand sanitizer. Don't leave the house, and if you do, don't inhale

"Uh, I was drinking that."

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."

"Batteries for environmentally friendly electric cars. . ."

Things I didn't know about before 2020.

Water.

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

Baby boom expected due to corona

Hand Sanitiser

"I'm not taking any chances!"

"Each time someone enters this house, they'll be doused in antibacterial soap. It's just during the flu season."

Transmission of the Coronavirus

Life's choices (Tampons and Chocolate).

'This hospital certainly takes cleanliness seriously.'

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

'Nice try, Mom! They're pinking shears.'

"Tommy! Use your hanky."

Face Masks and Covid

'I'm getting really tired of your friend crashing here every night!'

'Yep, this model was recalled. But you're the first customer to bring back a used one.'