Sanitize Savvy Pillows

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

Noise Pollution

Stop smoking,instantly.

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

'You can't beat the old style security systems!'

"Batteries for environmentally friendly electric cars. . ."

'We in the intelligence community have got to start ta.........I've already said too much.'

'This is the only secure line in the building.'

Hazmat suit

Password must contain at least one hieroglyph.

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

Harvest Data Festival

'Take more vitamins... Well maybe you shouldn't take so many vitamins.'

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

'I'm getting really tired of your friend crashing here every night!'

Didn't that use to be Hogan's scrap yard?

Fluff It Up. A hairdresser creates an amazing Afro.

"It's an eject seat for burglars. I got the idea from the eject key on my keyboard."

"Tablets? Are we talking digital or paper?"

"Medicine is giving the eat-drink-and-be-merry model another look."

'Yep, this model was recalled. But you're the first customer to bring back a used one.'

"Who sanitizes the Sanitizer?"

Selling Home Security Systems.

'Just a trim or the usual three bags full?'

'Morning, ma'am. I'm here to install your security system.'

So it's agreed then, we should move health and safety to the top of our agenda."

"What have you been up to lately?"