Sanitation Staff Pillows

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Biofelineism

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Thank you, Essential Workers

Whack-a-molecule

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Hand sanitizer

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

Soap Versus Coronavirus

Daisy Diaper Service

Mad cleaning robot.

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

We're polishing our brand.

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

'Please take this away from me.'

"You have sewage between your teeth."

NYC Department of Sanitation

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

Mask Autumn

"And to think NASA hit a target 11 million kilometres away."

Welsh water sewage

Cinderella mopping up

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

Meals on Wheels/Wheelie Bins

"Welcome! As a socially responsible company we love to hire women!"

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

"Don't ask where it comes from. Just be glad I can provide."