Sanitation Staff Pillows

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Biofelineism

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Thank you, Essential Workers

Whack-a-molecule

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Hand sanitizer

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

Soap Versus Coronavirus

Daisy Diaper Service

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

Mad cleaning robot.

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

Mask Autumn

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

'Please take this away from me.'

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Welsh water sewage

NYC Department of Sanitation

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

We're polishing our brand.

"You have sewage between your teeth."

Cinderella mopping up

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

"And to think NASA hit a target 11 million kilometres away."

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

Meals on Wheels/Wheelie Bins

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

"Welcome! As a socially responsible company we love to hire women!"