Sewer Inspector Pillows

"Ah - the smell of untreated sewage in the morning."

'You forgot the product label.'

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

'This ladder is rotten!'

"The beginning of another urban legend."

"Ooops....I guess this one failed."

'Have you got an Environmental Impact Statement for that castle, son?'

'And you need to do a better job of securing your garbage can lid.'

'Very impressive, gentlemen.'

Lighthouse has energy efficient bulb.

'Let's dump the balloons and do a re-weigh.'

'Gee,that's an unusual assortment! What kind of buttons are those? 'Belly...'

"Look - an urban legend."

'I think we should report this coffee to the environmental inspector.'

Safety First.

"The Three Billy Goats Gruff and Fred M. Smith, Chief Fraud Investigator, Department of Transportation, Roads and Bridges... THAT'S who's crossing this bridge."

"This place is perfect. It must have been built for us."

"Even our job has its own small mercies."

"Because I say sew."

"Yeah boss, we've finished the bridge strengthening job. Looks like there might be some kind of technical problem."

East Looe sewage on beach

'You say it's a boat, I say it's a house, and it's not up to code.'

'Sure, that's stopping the current chemical release, but what about the other 31 million unregulated chemicals out there?'

This is Mr.Wilkns, the council's safety officer.

'Try and look on the bright side Cressida, all this HSR2 stuff save us having to replace the hall carpet.'

"I need a break. I'm beginning to enjoy being down here."

"Sure, all the diseases come down here, but so do all the antibiotics."

Drain cleaning

Dodgy firework factory

Nitrates

Henry, worried his old car wouldn't pass a smog inspection, took his washer. It passed, but he was ticketed for driving an appliance without a license.