Sewer Technician Pillows

Drain cleaning

Fish talking about fisherman

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

"Be like that, but don't forget if it wasn't for me and my buddies, they'd be a whole lot more shit for the likes of you to look at!"

"The beginning of another urban legend."

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

Sewage Treatment Plant

Sewage Farm, "Bloody Hell, Crap Circles."

'A lot of folks have been eating corn lately.'

Congratulations, Willis. You're being promoted to 'partially treated sewage'.

'Gee,that's an unusual assortment! What kind of buttons are those? 'Belly...'

"I feel like all I do is pick up crap all day."

"This city is in trouble. It smells better down here."

"Look - an urban legend."

"This place is perfect. It must have been built for us."

"Phone my wife and tell her she can buy that new car!"

"Because I say sew."

"Even our job has its own small mercies."

Unfair Working Conditions

"Ah - the smell of untreated sewage in the morning."

Sewage Treatment Plant/Treated Sewage.

"We have to discover who's dumping clean water into our sewage."

Removable Manhole

"You don't want to know what we do with it after we treat it."

Me and Women Working, Talking, Bonding.

"I need a break. I'm beginning to enjoy being down here."

Sewage workers on strike

'There goes the whistle...back to the poo-tique.'

"Congratulations, Willis. You're being promoted to partially treated sewage."