Sewer Technician Mugs

Drain cleaning

Fish talking about fisherman

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

"Be like that, but don't forget if it wasn't for me and my buddies, they'd be a whole lot more shit for the likes of you to look at!"

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

Hi, sign a petition for better working conditions? Hello, sign a petition for better working conditions?

"The beginning of another urban legend."

Sewage Treatment Plant

Yo, Twitchy

'A lot of folks have been eating corn lately.'

Sewage Farm, "Bloody Hell, Crap Circles."

'Go ahead honey. Put your hands in the hands of the man who stills the waters.'

Congratulations, Willis. You're being promoted to 'partially treated sewage'.

'Gee,that's an unusual assortment! What kind of buttons are those? 'Belly...'

"I feel like all I do is pick up crap all day."

"This city is in trouble. It smells better down here."

"This place is perfect. It must have been built for us."

"Phone my wife and tell her she can buy that new car!"

"Look - an urban legend."

"Even our job has its own small mercies."

"Because I say sew."

"We have to discover who's dumping clean water into our sewage."

Sewage Treatment Plant/Treated Sewage.

"Ah - the smell of untreated sewage in the morning."

Before Powerpoint Presentations

Unfair Working Conditions

"You don't want to know what we do with it after we treat it."

Removable Manhole

"I need a break. I'm beginning to enjoy being down here."

'There goes the whistle...back to the poo-tique.'

Sewage workers on strike

"Congratulations, Willis. You're being promoted to partially treated sewage."