Sewer Scientist Mugs

"Sure, all the diseases come down here, but so do all the antibiotics."

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

'The good news is I just dethatched the lawn. The bad news is the lawn was nothing but thatch. . .'

"We wish we could drink the water."

"You have sewage between your teeth."

How's this mulch for improving my soil? Not good. It's full of toxic wood chips. They poison the dirt and don't decompose. Just what I need. Subprime loam.

User friendly soil.

Cat with all the hair he has ever shed

'Boy this is a great garden: You can taste the natural compost and fertilizer...'

Worm Appreciation Society!

'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.'

Coffin floating out of outflow pipe.

Hi, sign a petition for better working conditions? Hello, sign a petition for better working conditions?

'I find that an hour in the compost pile provides my minimum daily requirement of everything.'

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

"The beginning of another urban legend."

Google Earth, Google Peet

"Good news! Our septic tank is shot."

Yo, Twitchy

Sewage Farm, "Bloody Hell, Crap Circles."

'Gee,that's an unusual assortment! What kind of buttons are those? 'Belly...'

"This place is perfect. It must have been built for us."

The Incredible Shrinking Man, explained at long last.

"Look - an urban legend."

"Hey! I'm Aerating Here!"

Agriculture and New Technologies

It's time to start my stimulus plan! I've got my infrastructure repair tools, and�I'm shovel ready!! Garden 2009.

"Even our job has its own small mercies."

"Because I say sew."

Before Powerpoint Presentations

'The only oats you ever found were wild oats.'

'Don't buy here: The soil tastes horrible, it's highly polluted!'