Sewer Worker Pillows

'Don't be a baby, Noah. That story about alligators in sewers is just an urban myth. I mean, look behind you. That's clearly a crocodile.'

'Hang on Bert, I think I've located my sandwiches!'

"Even our job has its own small mercies."

"I'm taking my vacation on the West Coast. They have a state-of-the-art sewage treatment plant I'm dying to see."

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

'How do we get back to the park?'

'Go away - it's a manhole!'

"I need a break. I'm beginning to enjoy being down here."

"The beginning of another urban legend."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Biofelineism

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Thank you, Essential Workers

"Here's something extra to cover his lousy tip. Blame his fifth grade math teacher."

"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Daisy Diaper Service

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

"About time they did something about the rats!"

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

Welsh water sewage

'Please take this away from me.'

Mask Autumn

"You have sewage between your teeth."

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

NYC Department of Sanitation

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"You gave me the wrong drink. I demand a total refund!!" "OK. Where's the drink?" "What do you mean? I drank it. It wasn't till I was done that I realized it was the wrong drink. The right drink leaves a different aftertaste." "You can't finish the drink and then ask for a refund. That's not how it works." "You didn't tell me that before I paid for the wrong drink. So that's on you." "That's not how it works!"

We're polishing our brand.