Train Inspector Pillows

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

Deer Crossing.

'Bad news, fellas... it's inventory time.'

"These aren't barnacles. Someone stuck their gum down here."

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

"Ooops....I guess this one failed."

'From January to May, I work for the government to pay for my income tax and from May to October to pay for my malpractice insurance.'

"Sorry, I don't need Life Insurance. Do you mind if I ask who does your marketing research?"

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

"Who can I see about an investigation of no-show jobs?"

"At the first opportunity, make a U-turn."

"So that's unanimous Gentlemen. Seatbelts fitted on all our trains"

"Whoever he is, he has season tickets."

'Let's dump the balloons and do a re-weigh.'

MOT Emissions Test: Pass/Fail.

"The Three Billy Goats Gruff and Fred M. Smith, Chief Fraud Investigator, Department of Transportation, Roads and Bridges... THAT'S who's crossing this bridge."

A Game Two Can Play At.

"You know what's about to happen and you still got in the car. But yet I'm called the dummy."

You can only get hit from the rear!

'Congratulations. It failed its M. O. T.'

Troubled water.

'Bob will be Godzilla in this structural integrity test.'

"Yeah boss, we've finished the bridge strengthening job. Looks like there might be some kind of technical problem."

'... And as you're a health and safety officer, we'll rule out anyone who says they 'like to live dangerously'.'

"Ah - the smell of untreated sewage in the morning."

'I got all woozy reading the restrictions in my health insurance contract!'

'Let me get this straight... You say you had no steering or brakes, and your car just ran into the wall on its own?'